The elves are at it again this year. Lucretia showed up really late, but she came with eggnog.
(My brother recommended the brand and said even people who don't like eggnog like this stuff...and he was totally right)
So far Clarence's best trick has been bungee jumping with rubber bands.
I will never consider having elves around without children as something that is normal. No matter its peculiarity, though, it really is pretty fun.