Is there anything better than sitting on a fairly quiet beach with a stack of magazines, the sound of the waves crashing in one ear, and requisite summer music like Bob Marley, The Beach Boys, and Dave Matthews playing on your I-pod in the other ear?
And the only thing that got sunburned are my kneecaps...heaven forbid I ever actually get my entire glow-in-the-dark, deathly-pale body completely covered in sunscreen...
